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Reversible tote bag with pink leopard background, lime green text: “Fictional Heartbreaks” on this side.
Reversible tote bag with pink leopard background, lime green text: “hea endings” on this side.
Pink leopard tote bag hanging on stairway newel post.
Reversible tote bag with pink leopard background, lime green text: “Fictional Heartbreaks” on this side.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
Reversible tote bag with pink leopard background, lime green text: “Fictional Heartbreaks” on this side.
Reversible tote bag with pink leopard background, lime green text: “hea endings” on this side.
Pink leopard tote bag hanging on stairway newel post.
Reversible tote bag with pink leopard background, lime green text: “Fictional Heartbreaks” on this side.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.

Cheaper Than Therapy Tote Bag For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

This tote bag is perfect for readers who live at the intersection of emotional damage and delusional optimism. Bold pink leopard print brings the drama, while neon green lettering screams your dual personality: a sucker for pain and a believer in love.

It’s tough enough to carry your book stash, wine bottle, post-breakup snacks, or emotional support Kindle. Basically, everything you need to survive another rollercoaster romance. This bag’s got range and is as fabulous as your TBR list.

One side reads Fictional Heartbreaks—a bold declaration of the tears, trauma, and terrible life choices you love in romance novels. Flip it, and you get HEA—because deep down, you still believe in happily ever afters, no matter how much damage was caused before finding true love.

Think of this bag as therapy. Only cuter.

Features Galore!

Features Worth Crushing On:

  • Durable & Delightful: 100% polyester construction made for everyday adventures (and plot twists).
  • Roomy & Ready: Available in 18" × 18" or 20" × 20" to hold everything from beach reads to baguettes.
  • Reinforced Stitching: Handles strong enough to carry your emotional baggage (and then some).
  • Boxed Corners: Extra storage boost—because romance readers never travel light.
  • Double the Sass: Two-sided print; some designs match front/back, others have flirty surprises.
Care Instructions
  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover
  • Hand-clean with warm water & detergent
  • Use a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush
  • Air dry; no dryer
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$29.99
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Size: 18" × 18''

Color: Black

Sku: 12591383370308667727
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