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A 20-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
This is the back of the pillow. It has the same muted "grayish olive greenish" background color as the front of the pillow with text that reads “Keep Looking. One Will Appear When Least Expected.”
An image of a female holding a 20-inch pillow featuring an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-olive greenish, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
This image shows the pillow's hidden zipper and how the front and back sides complement each other.
The image shows a "Pillow Size Chart" featuring four square pillows with this image displayed on a wooden bench against a white paneled wall. Pillow sizes range from 14" x 14" to 20" x 20". Also mentioned are a hidden zipper, two-sided print, and machine-washable.
A 14-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
A 16-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
A 18-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
A 20-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
This is the back of the pillow. It has the same muted "grayish olive greenish" background color as the front of the pillow with text that reads “Keep Looking. One Will Appear When Least Expected.”
An image of a female holding a 20-inch pillow featuring an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-olive greenish, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
This image shows the pillow's hidden zipper and how the front and back sides complement each other.
The image shows a "Pillow Size Chart" featuring four square pillows with this image displayed on a wooden bench against a white paneled wall. Pillow sizes range from 14" x 14" to 20" x 20". Also mentioned are a hidden zipper, two-sided print, and machine-washable.
A 14-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
A 16-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.
A 18-inch pillow features an overhead view of a row of parked cars in a parking lot. Above the image, bold black text reads: "Men Are Like Parking Spaces." Below the image, matching text continues: "All The Good Ones Are Taken." The background is a muted grayish-green, allowing the text and image to stand out. The design is playful and sarcastic, making a humorous comparison between dating and the struggle to find an available parking spot.

Still Circling. Still Not Settling – Snarky Square Pillow (Free U.S. Shipping)

SqTired of circling the dating lot, hoping to find a man worth parallel parking for?

Let’s face it—finding the perfect man can feel like hunting for that one open parking spot on a Saturday afternoon: the good ones are taken, and the rest? Well, they leave a lot to be desired.

But don't worry, ladies. This pillow’s got your back, and it's not just for resting your head. It's the perfect parking spot for your romantic sensibilities.

Plop it on your couch to remind you that while the good men may be “reserved,” your book boyfriends always have a VIP spot in your heart.

And remember to keep looking – one or the other will appear when you least expect it.

Pillow Details:

    • Choose from 4 sizes: 14", 16", 18" or 20"
    • Front and back sides have complimentary prints.
    • 100% Polyester cover
    • Inherently mildew; water-resistant.
    • 100% Polyester removable insert.
    • Concealed zipper for insert removal.
    • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5 inch

    Clean/Care Instructions:

    • Remove the pillow cover. 
    • Pre-treat the stains; soapy water
    • Machine wash, cold, normal cycle. 
    • Do not bleach or dry clean. 
    • Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. 
    • Fluff to reshape. 
    FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
    Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
    $44.99
    $44.99
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    Size: 20" × 20"

    Sku: 18844919033766642611

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