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Square pillow with muted gray background, parked car illustration, and text: “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All The Good Ones Are Taken.”
Back of pillow with muted grey background and text: “Keep Looking. One Will Appear When Least Expected.”
Back of pillow with muted gray background and text: “Keep Looking. One Will Appear When Least Expected.”
This image shows the pillow's hidden zipper .
Square pillow with muted gray background, parked car illustration, and text: “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All The Good Ones Are Taken.”
Square pillow with muted gray background, parked car illustration, and text: “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All The Good Ones Are Taken.”
Square pillow with muted gray background, parked car illustration, and text: “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All The Good Ones Are Taken.”
Back of pillow with muted grey background and text: “Keep Looking. One Will Appear When Least Expected.”
Back of pillow with muted gray background and text: “Keep Looking. One Will Appear When Least Expected.”
This image shows the pillow's hidden zipper .
Square pillow with muted gray background, parked car illustration, and text: “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All The Good Ones Are Taken.”
Square pillow with muted gray background, parked car illustration, and text: “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All The Good Ones Are Taken.”

Still Circling. Still Not Settling – Snarky Square Pillow | Free U.S. Shipping

Tired of circling the dating lot, hoping to find a man worth parallel parking for?

Let’s face it—finding the perfect man can feel like hunting for that one open parking spot on a Saturday afternoon: the good ones are taken, and the rest? Well, they leave a lot to be desired.

But don't worry, ladies. This pillow’s got your back, and it's not just for resting your head. It's the perfect parking spot for your romantic sensibilities.

Plop it on your couch to remind you that while the good men may be “reserved,” your book boyfriends always have a VIP spot in your heart.

And remember to keep looking – one or the other will appear when you least expect it.

Features Galore!

Pillow Perks You’ll Love:

  • Double the Sass: Some designs match front and back, others serve up flirty surprises.
  • 100% Polyester Cover: Smooth, durable, and ready for gasps, giggles, and groans.
  • Water & Mildew Resistant: Because tears and tea spills happen.
  • Removable Insert: Plump, cozy, and supportive—like your favorite cinnamon roll hero.
  • Concealed Zipper: Easy to undress. Just like the characters we read for.
  • Bookish Babe Vibes: The ultimate accent for beds, couches, and spicy little reading caves.
Care Instructions
  • Remove the pillow cover
  • Pre-treat stains with soapy water
  • Machine wash cold, normal cycle
  • Do not bleach or dry clean
  • Iron, steam, or tumble dry on low heat only
  • Fluff to reshape
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$34.99
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Size: 18" × 18"

Sku: 76500192124445668857
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