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Bright turquoise desk mat featuring vintage-style blonde woman with voluminous updo holding a phone. Text reads “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.”
Desk mat with turquoise background and retro woman illustration printed with the phrases “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.” displayed beneath a desktop monitor.
Desk mat showing turquoise design and the text “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.” on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.
Bright turquoise desk mat featuring vintage-style blonde woman with voluminous updo holding a phone. Text reads “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.”
Bright turquoise desk mat featuring vintage-style blonde woman with voluminous updo holding a phone. Text reads “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.”
Bright turquoise desk mat featuring vintage-style blonde woman with voluminous updo holding a phone. Text reads “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.”
Desk mat with turquoise background and retro woman illustration printed with the phrases “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.” displayed beneath a desktop monitor.
Desk mat showing turquoise design and the text “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.” on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.
Bright turquoise desk mat featuring vintage-style blonde woman with voluminous updo holding a phone. Text reads “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.”
Bright turquoise desk mat featuring vintage-style blonde woman with voluminous updo holding a phone. Text reads “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins” and “Because both deserve your full attention.”

Plot Twists & Profit Margins – Sassy Desk Mat | Free U.S. Shipping

This desk mat is your brand, your mantra, and your proof that multitasking is hot.

It was designed for the romance reader who can analyze a spreadsheet and a smut scene with equal precision. You thrive on a tight budget and a tight embrace (preferably fictional, preferably shirtless).

You’re not just balancing budgets—you’re balancing plotlines, profit margins, and the occasional fictional fling. And this desk mat keeps up. 

Add to cart, babe. Your desk deserves something as clever as you.

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<p>Because nothing says <em data-start="1242" data-end="1262">classy gift-giving</em> like a 1950s housewife side-eye or a groovy ’60s bubble bath. These vintage-inspired treasures give timeless snark with a mid-century wink.</p>
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 12" × 18"

Sku: 33850826259076037705
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