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Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.”
Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.” Bottom of bag with text: “Life is good. Live it.”
The weekender bag is being modeled by a woman in a green tank top, standing on the beach, wearing it over her shoulder.
The weekender bag is displayed standing upright on the beach next to beach towels.
The inside of the tote bag with its creamy colored interior.
Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.”
Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.” Bottom of bag with text: “Life is good. Live it.”
The weekender bag is being modeled by a woman in a green tank top, standing on the beach, wearing it over her shoulder.
The weekender bag is displayed standing upright on the beach next to beach towels.
The inside of the tote bag with its creamy colored interior.

Half Alibi. Half Overnight Bag. All Sass| Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this weekender tote bag to be your new favorite carry-on for chaos. It’s a not-so-subtle nod to bad decisions, fabulous taste, and impressive ability to fit an entire personality into one oversized tote. It's big enough to stash your steamy paperbacks and at least one secret.

Perfect for spicy weekend getaways, emergency book binges, or looking like you’ve got secrets (because you do), this bag tells the world exactly who you are: unpredictable, unapologetic, and probably packing lingerie.

It isn’t just luggage—it’s luggage with a backstory.

Features Galore!
<p>Because nothing says <em data-start="1242" data-end="1262">classy gift-giving</em> like a 1950s housewife side-eye or a groovy ’60s bubble bath. These vintage-inspired treasures give timeless snark with a mid-century wink.</p>
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$55.99
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