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Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.”
Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.” Bottom of bag with text: “Life is good. Live it.”
The weekender bag is being modeled by a woman in a green tank top, standing on the beach, wearing it over her shoulder.
The weekender bag is displayed standing upright on the beach next to beach towels.
The inside of the tote bag with its creamy colored interior.
Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.”
Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.” Bottom of bag with text: “Life is good. Live it.”
The weekender bag is being modeled by a woman in a green tank top, standing on the beach, wearing it over her shoulder.
The weekender bag is displayed standing upright on the beach next to beach towels.
The inside of the tote bag with its creamy colored interior.

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We designed this weekender tote bag to be your new favorite carry-on for chaos. It's a not-so-subtle nod to bad decisions, fabulous taste, and impressive ability to fit an entire personality into one oversized tote. It's big enough to stash your steamy paperbacks and at least one secret.

Perfect for spicy weekend getaways, emergency book binges, or looking like you've got secrets (because you do), this bag tells the world exactly who you are: unpredictable, unapologetic, and probably packing lingerie.

It isn't just luggage—it's luggage with a backstory.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Make You Pack Extra:

  • Oversized & Outrageous: 24" x 13" of “hell yes, I need all this.”
  • 100% Spun Polyester Exterior: Durable, wrinkle-resistant, and not afraid of a little adventure.
  • Cream Sheeting Liner: 50/50 cotton-poly blend to protect your goods (and your guilty pleasures).
  • T-Bottom Structure: Stands on its own—just like you.
  • Rope Handles: 27" long, cream-colored cotton ropes threaded through gold grommets for maximum grip and glam.
  • Assembled in the USA: Globally sourced parts, locally packed sass.
Care Instructions

Care instructions

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Clean w/ warm water & laundry soap.
  • Use terry washcloth or soft bristle brush.
  • Air or line dry.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
$39.99
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Sku: 25272697344373720135

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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