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Lunchtime Smut. Doctor Approved – Spicy Canvas Lunch Bag | Free U.S. Shipping

We consider reading romance to be a form of self-care, which is why we designed this cheeky cotton canvas lunch bag to remind you that self-care can absolutely include fictional men with six-packs and emotionally unavailable tendencies.

Let’s make one thing clear: your lunch doesn’t suffer because you read spicy romance—your productivity might, but your sandwich is safe. 

Who needs a gym when a good plot twist, a swoon-worthy hero, and a little steam keep your heart racing? It may be the only cardio you get some days. 

It’s basically a prescription for happiness.

Features Galore!

Features Worth Swooning Over:

  • Snack & Lunch Ready: 8" × 12.5" × 5.5"—perfect for gourmet sandwiches and sneaky chocolate stashes.
  • Sturdy Canvas Material: Built tough to hold your lunch and your unapologetic love for romance.
  • Velcro Closure & Carry Strap: Easy, secure, and perfect for work, book club, or wherever the love story takes you.
  • Fun Gift Idea: A swoon-worthy gift for a romance-loving friend who loves a laugh and a snack.
  • Stylish & Practical: A must-have for readers who like their accessories as sassy as their favorite tropes.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Air dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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