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I Serve Smut and Snacks – Cheeky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping)

This kitchen towel must-have is for those who like their gossip juicy and their snacks crispy.

Hang it proudly.

Think meal prep with a side of sauciness - perfect for the hostess with the most... intriguing tastes.

It's a declaration that you’re not just baking cookies in your kitchen. No, ma'am. You're bringing the sizzle to the stove and the scandal to the table.

How about we turn up the heat and see what simmers?

Features Galore!

Kitchen Towel Highlights:

  • Extra-Large Size: 18" × 30", because dainty doesn’t cut it in the kitchen.
  • Super Absorbent: Built to handle splashes, spills, and snack shrapnel.
  • Sassy Designs: Bold prints that channel your inner heroine.
  • Durable & Lightweight: 100% cotton twill with hemmed edges that can handle the heat.
  • Easy Care: Machine washable for when life (or your latest read) gets a little too messy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash & dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 28794977218918675014
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