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Funny Kitchen Towel. I Could Read Anything… I Choose Romance | Free U.S. Shipping

Our kitchen towel was designed to promote literacy.

Nothing like a good spicy scene to get a person interested in reading.

So, in a world where you can read anything, we say read romance. 

We don't pretend reading romance books will lead to world peace. But why not indulge in a little optimism where love prevails and all ends happily ever after?

It couldn't hurt.

Features Galore!

Kitchen Towel Highlights:

  • Extra-Large Size: 18" × 30", because dainty doesn’t cut it in the kitchen.
  • Super Absorbent: Built to handle splashes, spills, and snack shrapnel.
  • Sassy Designs: Bold prints that channel your inner heroine.
  • Durable & Lightweight: 100% cotton twill with hemmed edges that can handle the heat.
  • Easy Care: Machine washable for when life (or your latest read) gets a little too messy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash & dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 33915691598333725272
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