"Bathtime Standards" Bath Mat – Snarky Decor for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

We didn’t design this bath mat to be subtle—it’s intended to match your taste in men and your bathroom aesthetic.

Step out of the tub and onto pure romance reader energy. 

It’s clean, sassy, and a little suggestive—just like you.

You aren't the only one who believes that men, like showers, are best when hot.

Please note that the last “mock-up” image is a photo of an actual bath mat made from the "Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" design and better represents the true quality and appearance of these bath mats.