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Read a Book, Save a Sandwich - Canvas Lunch Bag | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this cotton canvas lunch bag for those who feast on plot twists and spicy tension rather than turkey and cheese. 

This lunch bag isn’t about food; it’s about fiction. Show the world where your appetite really lies.

Forget soggy sandwiches and desk lunches. Go light on lettuce, heavy on lust.

Zero calories. 100% satisfaction. Let’s get literary, not lunch-y.

Carry it with pride and a wink—because skipping carbs is easier when you’re full of fictional foreplay.

It's the ultimate mash-up of spicy fiction and snack survival.

Bon appétit, book babe.

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<p data-start="101" data-end="172">Proof you don’t have to blow your budget to blow their mind. These cheeky little splurges scream ‘indulgent’ without requiring a second mortgage. Be the gift giver everyone wished they were.</p>
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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