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Domestic Bliss, Fictional Chaos - Snarky Retro Apron for the Romance Obsessed | Free U.S. Shipping

Our Prim & Playful Apron is for the insatiable romance reader who prefers stress-free cooking – no 20-step recipes, please - while craving Book Boyfriend drama. 

Simple recipes in the kitchen, delightfully complicated love stories on the page. Do't let the white gloves fool you.

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<p data-start="101" data-end="172">Proof you don’t have to blow your budget to blow their mind. These cheeky little splurges scream ‘indulgent’ without requiring a second mortgage. Be the gift giver everyone wished they were.</p>
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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