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Off-white laundry bag with stack of romance novels graphic and text: “What’s my laundry secret? I read spicy romance during loads.” Drawstring and canvas strap, lying flat.
Smaller off-white laundry bag with book stack and cheeky text, displayed upright in front of a laundry cart for scale.
Off-white laundry bag shown lying flat with the same romance-reader design and message.
Large version of the off-white bag with spicy romance book stack graphic, placed in front of a laundry cart for context.
Off-white laundry bag with stack of romance novels graphic and text: “What’s my laundry secret? I read spicy romance during loads.” Drawstring and canvas strap, lying flat.
Smaller off-white laundry bag with book stack and cheeky text, displayed upright in front of a laundry cart for scale.
Off-white laundry bag shown lying flat with the same romance-reader design and message.
Large version of the off-white bag with spicy romance book stack graphic, placed in front of a laundry cart for context.

Books, Biceps, and Bleach – Sassy Laundry Bag for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

This laundry bag is for the woman who can sort her colors and her tropes with equal precision. Fake dating? Enemies to lovers? Secret billionaire? Oh yes, it’s all in the stack.

Your reading choices, pure pleasure, and your taste, flawless.

Laundry is just the chore between steamy chapters as far as as you are concerned. 

Make laundry day as fun as your next book boyfriend!

Features Galore!

Details That’ll Make You Swoon:

  • Two Sizes: 18" × 29" or 28" × 36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
  • 100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
  • Woven Shoulder Strap: Haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
  • Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
  • Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
  • Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.
Care Instructions
  • Machine washable
  • Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 18" × 29"

Sku: 24036206500767136203
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