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Floral collage laundry bag with watercolor-style pink, orange, red, purple, and green flowers. Bold black text with lime shadow: “Sorting Colors & Spicy Plots.” Black bar accent at bottom.
Larger floral laundry bag shown upright beside laundry cart for size comparison.
Floral collage laundry bag with watercolor-style pink, orange, red, purple, and green flowers. Bold black text with lime shadow: “Sorting Colors & Spicy Plots.” Black bar accent at bottom.
Smaller floral laundry bag shown upright beside laundry cart for size comparison.
This laundry bag features a vivid collage of oversized watercolor-style flowers, including pink zinnias, orange gerberas, red hibiscus, a purple dahlia, and a bright green orchid. Centered over the floral background is bold black text with a lime green shadow that reads: “Sorting Colors &Spicy Plots”. At the bottom of the bag is a black bar with a thin lime green line in the middle. The bag includes a drawstring closure and sturdy canvas carrying strap. This is the large bag.
Floral collage laundry bag with watercolor-style pink, orange, red, purple, and green flowers. Bold black text with lime shadow: “Sorting Colors & Spicy Plots.” Black bar accent at bottom.
Larger floral laundry bag shown upright beside laundry cart for size comparison.
Floral collage laundry bag with watercolor-style pink, orange, red, purple, and green flowers. Bold black text with lime shadow: “Sorting Colors & Spicy Plots.” Black bar accent at bottom.
Smaller floral laundry bag shown upright beside laundry cart for size comparison.
This laundry bag features a vivid collage of oversized watercolor-style flowers, including pink zinnias, orange gerberas, red hibiscus, a purple dahlia, and a bright green orchid. Centered over the floral background is bold black text with a lime green shadow that reads: “Sorting Colors &Spicy Plots”. At the bottom of the bag is a black bar with a thin lime green line in the middle. The bag includes a drawstring closure and sturdy canvas carrying strap. This is the large bag.

Plot Twists and Panties Go Here – Snarky Laundry Bag for Romance Book Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Who says laundry day can’t be a little fun?

We designed this vibrant little bag of floral chaos to remind us that sorting delicates and devouring steamy plotlines are not mutually exclusive. 

With eye-popping florals and a line that calls out your real priorities, this is the laundry bag for the reader who’s never met a pastel they didn’t love or a plot twist they couldn’t predict halfway through chapter three.

It’s flirty. It’s functional. It’s unapologetically for the romance readers who live for dirty laundry and dirtier books.

So bring the blooms, the boldness, and the bookish sass to your spin cycle.

Features Galore!

Details That’ll Make You Swoon:

  • Two Sizes: 18" × 29" or 28" × 36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
  • 100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
  • Woven Shoulder Strap: Haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
  • Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
  • Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
  • Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.
Care Instructions
  • Machine washable
  • Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
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Size: 28" × 36"

Sku: 21649546289874209526
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