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Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same large minimalist bag with lime green figure and text, displayed in front of a laundry cart for sizing.
Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same smaller minimalist romance-themed bag in muted gray with lime green accents, displayed in front of a cart.
Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same large minimalist bag with lime green figure and text, displayed in front of a laundry cart for sizing.
Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same smaller minimalist romance-themed bag in muted gray with lime green accents, displayed in front of a cart.

The Perfect Man - Otherwise Known As A Book Boyfriend – Cute Laundry Bag for Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping

For years, women have been dreaming of the perfect man.

Sadly, this elusive and rarest of species is typically only found within the pages of favorite romance books.

Often tall, always handsome. Generally mysterious, yet irresistibly charming. 

This bag is meant for romance readers who know their soulmate was written by a woman with deadlines and a dream.

Too good to be true; he is entirely fictional – but your laundry isn't.

Laundry just got a lot less disappointing.

Features Galore!

Details That’ll Make You Swoon:

  • Two Sizes: 18" × 29" or 28" × 36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
  • 100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
  • Woven Shoulder Strap: Haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
  • Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
  • Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
  • Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.
Care Instructions
  • Machine washable
  • Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 18" × 29"

Sku: 33614746232826769123
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