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Light green desk mat with light blue-green polka dots and bold aqua green text reading “Work First" with Smut Later” in black text.
Overhead desk setup with a mouse and office supplies arranged around a light green polka dotted desk mat featuring the phrase “Work First, Smut Later.”
Close-up view of the corner of the light green polka dot desk mat showing smooth neoprene surface and finished edge detail.
Laptop workspace featuring a light green polka dotted desk mat with the words “Work First, Smut Later” in playful typography.
Back of the desk mat displayed, showing black neoprene with textured non-slip grip.
Light green desk mat with white polka dots. Large teal block letters outlined in black read “WORK FIRST” above black brush script with a teal shadow that says “Smut Later.”
Light green desk mat with a white polka dot pattern. Bold teal block text with a black shadow at the top reads “WORK FIRST,” and large, black brush script text with a teal shadow below says “Smut Later.” The playful design contrasts structured productivity with cheeky reading preferences. This is the medium version.
Light green desk mat with lighter green polka dots. Large teal block letters outlined in black read “WORK FIRST” above black brush script with a teal shadow that says “Smut Later.”
Light green desk mat with light blue-green polka dots and bold aqua green text reading “Work First" with Smut Later” in black text.
Overhead desk setup with a mouse and office supplies arranged around a light green polka dotted desk mat featuring the phrase “Work First, Smut Later.”
Close-up view of the corner of the light green polka dot desk mat showing smooth neoprene surface and finished edge detail.
Laptop workspace featuring a light green polka dotted desk mat with the words “Work First, Smut Later” in playful typography.
Back of the desk mat displayed, showing black neoprene with textured non-slip grip.
Light green desk mat with white polka dots. Large teal block letters outlined in black read “WORK FIRST” above black brush script with a teal shadow that says “Smut Later.”
Light green desk mat with a white polka dot pattern. Bold teal block text with a black shadow at the top reads “WORK FIRST,” and large, black brush script text with a teal shadow below says “Smut Later.” The playful design contrasts structured productivity with cheeky reading preferences. This is the medium version.
Light green desk mat with lighter green polka dots. Large teal block letters outlined in black read “WORK FIRST” above black brush script with a teal shadow that says “Smut Later.”

Priorities, Babe. Smut First – Snarky Desk Mat | Free U.S. Shipping

This desk mat gets it. “Work First, Smut Later” isn’t just a mantra—it’s a lifestyle. It keeps your outer productivity queen in charge while your inner smut goblin lurks just beneath the surface until 5:01. It’s how you balance chaos with class.

Ready for spreadsheets, steamy scenes, and everything in between, this mat stays put no matter how dramatic the plot twist—or the inbox. It's the subtle desk accessory that screams, “I do my job… but I’m emotionally invested in mt TBR list.”

So whether you’re grinding through a deadline or re-reading a spicy scene for the third time, this mat’s got your back (and your mouse). Add one to your cart and declare your dual lifestyle with pride.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Steal the Show:

  • Desk Drama, Delivered: 100% polyester front and natural rubber backing for a combo as solid as your favorite OTP.
  • Smooth Operator: Vibrant, crisp print surface for effortless mouse gliding—perfect for clicking, scrolling, or plotting your next fantasy.
  • Stable and Steamy: Anti-slip base grips your desk harder than a grumpy hero grips your heart.
  • Low-Maintenance, High-Impact: Spot clean with dish soap and warm water—no soaking required.
  • Choose Your Size: Three options. Because size does matter.
Care Instructions
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean areas
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 12" × 22"

Sku: 85698196772614663230
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