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Desk mat with mint green and white grid background. Bold green header reads “romance reader at work:” above three colorful blocks labeled “MEETINGS.,” “DEADLINES.,” and “SMUTBREAKS.”
Desk mat featuring mint green grid background and the printed text “romance reader at work: MEETINGS. DEADLINES. SMUTBREAKS.” displayed beneath a computer monitor.
Desk mat with green grid design and the words “romance reader at work: MEETINGS. DEADLINES. SMUTBREAKS.” shown on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.
Desk mat with mint green and white grid background. Bold green header reads “romance reader at work:” above three colorful blocks labeled “MEETINGS.,” “DEADLINES.,” and “SMUTBREAKS.”
Desk mat with mint green and white grid background. Bold green header reads “romance reader at work:” above three colorful blocks labeled “MEETINGS.,” “DEADLINES.,” and “SMUTBREAKS.”
Desk mat with mint green and white grid background. Bold green header reads “romance reader at work:” above three colorful blocks labeled “MEETINGS.,” “DEADLINES.,” and “SMUTBREAKS.”
Desk mat featuring mint green grid background and the printed text “romance reader at work: MEETINGS. DEADLINES. SMUTBREAKS.” displayed beneath a computer monitor.
Desk mat with green grid design and the words “romance reader at work: MEETINGS. DEADLINES. SMUTBREAKS.” shown on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.
Desk mat with mint green and white grid background. Bold green header reads “romance reader at work:” above three colorful blocks labeled “MEETINGS.,” “DEADLINES.,” and “SMUTBREAKS.”
Desk mat with mint green and white grid background. Bold green header reads “romance reader at work:” above three colorful blocks labeled “MEETINGS.,” “DEADLINES.,” and “SMUTBREAKS.”

KPIs, PDFs, and HEAs - Cheeky Desk Mat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Designed for romance readers who toggle between real deadlines and fictional drama, our desk mat is large enough to hold your keyboard and your shame-free obsession with steamy scenes.

It lets the whole office (or just your cat) know that you're not here for the office gossip between meetings and deadlines. Your breaks are for plot twists, panty-melting heroes, and maybe a smut break or two between meetings.

Because who says productivity can’t include a little passion? With its bright pops of color and tongue-in-cheek honesty, it’s the perfect combo of office-friendly and NSFW-adjacent (wink).

Go ahead, own your desk and your desires. It’s cute. It’s cheeky. It’s your entire work ethic summarized in three pastel-colored truths.

Add to cart and claim your smut space now.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Steal the Show:

  • Desk Drama, Delivered: 100% polyester front and natural rubber backing for a combo as solid as your favorite OTP.
  • Smooth Operator: Vibrant, crisp print surface for effortless mouse gliding—perfect for clicking, scrolling, or plotting your next fantasy.
  • Stable and Steamy: Anti-slip base grips your desk harder than a grumpy hero grips your heart.
  • Low-Maintenance, High-Impact: Spot clean with dish soap and warm water—no soaking required.
  • Choose Your Size: Three options. Because size does matter.
Care Instructions
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean areas
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 12" × 18"

Sku: 76128540045196404811
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