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Desk mat with grayscale city skyline background and two retro-styled women in teal and coral 1950s dresses holding oversized electronics. Text reads “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.”
Desk mat showing grayscale skyline design with retro women and the printed phrases “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.” displayed beneath a computer monitor.
Desk mat featuring a cityscape, two vintage women, and the words “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.” shown on a desk with laptop and office accessories.
Desk mat with grayscale city skyline background and two retro-styled women in teal and coral 1950s dresses holding oversized electronics. Text reads “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.”
Desk mat with grayscale city skyline background and two retro-styled women in teal and coral 1950s dresses holding oversized electronics. Text reads “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.”
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing
Desk mat with grayscale city skyline background and two retro-styled women in teal and coral 1950s dresses holding oversized electronics. Text reads “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.”
Desk mat showing grayscale skyline design with retro women and the printed phrases “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.” displayed beneath a computer monitor.
Desk mat featuring a cityscape, two vintage women, and the words “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.” shown on a desk with laptop and office accessories.
Desk mat with grayscale city skyline background and two retro-styled women in teal and coral 1950s dresses holding oversized electronics. Text reads “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.”
Desk mat with grayscale city skyline background and two retro-styled women in teal and coral 1950s dresses holding oversized electronics. Text reads “Reporting For Work” and “Love Triangle Analysts and Full-Time Flirts.”
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing

Fantasy Jobs In A Book Boyfriend World - Sassy Desk Mat | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this desk mat for women who daydream about a work life that involves more than boring spreadsheets.  This desk mat is here to say what your HR department doesn’t have a job title for: You’re unofficially a Love Triangle Analyst.

If your idea of productivity includes romance tropes and witty banter, this one’s for you. You specialize in spotting red flags, green lights, and the occasional morally gray villain worth sacrificing work hours for.

Your “unofficial” mission? Investigating every kiss, cliffhanger, and fake-dating fiasco like it’s a national emergency. Your credentials? Romance novels. Your training? Years of late-night reading and arguing over book boyfriends online.

So click and order now. It’s time to report for duty.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Steal the Show:

  • Desk Drama, Delivered: 100% polyester front and natural rubber backing for a combo as solid as your favorite OTP.
  • Smooth Operator: Vibrant, crisp print surface for effortless mouse gliding—perfect for clicking, scrolling, or plotting your next fantasy.
  • Stable and Steamy: Anti-slip base grips your desk harder than a grumpy hero grips your heart.
  • Low-Maintenance, High-Impact: Spot clean with dish soap and warm water—no soaking required.
  • Choose Your Size: Three options. Because size does matter.
Care Instructions
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean areas
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 12" × 22"

Sku: 19000012837221689499
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