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Desk mat with muted yellow and gray textured background. Large black text reads “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” Smaller text below adds, “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.”
Desk mat featuring the yellow and gray background and the printed words “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” and “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.” displayed beneath a desktop monitor.
Desk mat with the phrases “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” and “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.” shown on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.
Desk mat with muted yellow and gray textured background. Large black text reads “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” Smaller text below adds, “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.”
Desk mat with muted yellow and gray textured background. Large black text reads “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” Smaller text below adds, “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.”
Desk mat with muted yellow and gray textured background. Large black text reads “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” Smaller text below adds, “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.”
Desk mat featuring the yellow and gray background and the printed words “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” and “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.” displayed beneath a desktop monitor.
Desk mat with the phrases “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” and “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.” shown on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.
Desk mat with muted yellow and gray textured background. Large black text reads “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” Smaller text below adds, “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.”
Desk mat with muted yellow and gray textured background. Large black text reads “THIS DESK MAT SCREAMS ‘HR-SAFE.’” Smaller text below adds, “MY BROWSER HISTORY …not so much.”

Clean Desk. Active Imagination – Desk Mat | Free U.S. Shipping

This is the perfect desk mat for those who have to keep up appearances for the HR department. On the surface, it says, “I’m professional, organized, HR-compliant.” But you know the real truth. You’re one browser tab away from an enemies-to-lovers steamfest.

The “HR-Safe” desk mat is a wink to your double life: corporate by day, chaos-loving smut reader by night.

It handles serious tasks and scandalous daydreams equally well. Add it to your cart and let your desk pretend to be the adult in the room.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Steal the Show:

  • Desk Drama, Delivered: 100% polyester front and natural rubber backing for a combo as solid as your favorite OTP.
  • Smooth Operator: Vibrant, crisp print surface for effortless mouse gliding—perfect for clicking, scrolling, or plotting your next fantasy.
  • Stable and Steamy: Anti-slip base grips your desk harder than a grumpy hero grips your heart.
  • Low-Maintenance, High-Impact: Spot clean with dish soap and warm water—no soaking required.
  • Choose Your Size: Three options. Because size does matter.
Care Instructions
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean areas
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
$39.99
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Size: 16" × 32"

Sku: 29014378460943029039
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