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Desk mat featuring vintage-style woman with auburn hair and red lipstick on turquoise background, paired with split-screen text: “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, “Delete” in pale blue on dark gray.
Desk mat with retro woman illustration and the printed words “Control,” “Alt,” and “Delete” displayed beneath a desktop monitor.
Desk mat showing the vintage woman and the text “Control,” “Alt,” “Delete” on turquoise and gray panels, arranged on a desk with laptop and office items.
Desk mat featuring vintage-style woman with auburn hair and red lipstick on turquoise background, paired with split-screen text: “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, “Delete” in pale blue on dark gray.
Desk mat featuring vintage-style woman with auburn hair and red lipstick on turquoise background, paired with split-screen text: “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, “Delete” in pale blue on dark gray.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.
Desk mat featuring vintage-style woman with auburn hair and red lipstick on turquoise background, paired with split-screen text: “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, “Delete” in pale blue on dark gray.
Desk mat with retro woman illustration and the printed words “Control,” “Alt,” and “Delete” displayed beneath a desktop monitor.
Desk mat showing the vintage woman and the text “Control,” “Alt,” “Delete” on turquoise and gray panels, arranged on a desk with laptop and office items.
Desk mat featuring vintage-style woman with auburn hair and red lipstick on turquoise background, paired with split-screen text: “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, “Delete” in pale blue on dark gray.
Desk mat featuring vintage-style woman with auburn hair and red lipstick on turquoise background, paired with split-screen text: “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, “Delete” in pale blue on dark gray.
Reverse side of the desk mat displayed in black neoprene with textured grip backing.

Alt-ing My Reality Since 9AM – Sassy Desk Mat | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this desk mat for the boss babe, the burnout queen, or anyone who’s had it up to here with life's little loading errors.

She’s not just pressing buttons—she’s hitting reset on all the drama. Meet your new favorite piece of décor: a fierce, fabulous throwback to the days of pin-up power with a side of modern mood control.

Because some days, the only thing you really need is to Control the chaos, Alt your mood, and Delete that nonsense.

Snag yours now. Pretend you’ve got a reset button—and use it with style.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Steal the Show:

  • Desk Drama, Delivered: 100% polyester front and natural rubber backing for a combo as solid as your favorite OTP.
  • Smooth Operator: Vibrant, crisp print surface for effortless mouse gliding—perfect for clicking, scrolling, or plotting your next fantasy.
  • Stable and Steamy: Anti-slip base grips your desk harder than a grumpy hero grips your heart.
  • Low-Maintenance, High-Impact: Spot clean with dish soap and warm water—no soaking required.
  • Choose Your Size: Three options. Because size does matter.
Care Instructions
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean areas
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 12" × 22"

Sku: 76294903802616886158
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