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White bath mat with a vintage pin-up style woman kneeling beside a chair, reading a book. She wears a pink corset and black lingerie. Bold black text on the right reads “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.”
White bath mat with pin-up design and bold text, shown beside a bathtub with gray knit slippers for scale.
Smaller version of white bath mat with a vintage pin-up style woman kneeling beside a chair, reading a book. She wears a pink corset and black lingerie. Bold black text on the right reads “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.”
The corner of the bath mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
Bath mat flipped to display textured anti-slip backing.
White bath mat with a vintage pin-up style woman kneeling beside a chair, reading a book. She wears a pink corset and black lingerie. Bold black text on the right reads “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.”
White bath mat with pin-up design and bold text, shown beside a bathtub with gray knit slippers for scale.
Smaller version of white bath mat with a vintage pin-up style woman kneeling beside a chair, reading a book. She wears a pink corset and black lingerie. Bold black text on the right reads “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.”
The corner of the bath mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
Bath mat flipped to display textured anti-slip backing.

Plot? I Read For The Smut - Funny Bath Mat for Romance Book Fans | Free U.S. Shipping

Plot? Sure, let’s call it that!

This bath mat calls out the universal truth of romance readers everywhere: No one’s flipping to chapter 5 for character development.

It’s a steamy little shoutout to the scenes we definitely read twice.

Perfect for anyone who knows the real reason behind those late-night reading marathons.

Let your reading habits be as unapologetic as your taste in romance!

Please note that the last “mock-up” image is a photo of an actual bath mat made from the "Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" design and better represents the true quality and appearance of these bath mats. 

Features Galore!

Here’s What Makes Them Worthy of Your Floor:

  • Memory Foam Microfiber: Plush enough to make your feet feel like they’ve been swept off them.
  • Anti-Slip Backing: Holds steady, even when you're reeling from a jaw-dropping plot twist.
  • Supportive & Comfy: Like a fictional man with emotional depth and abs.
  • Durable & Dramatic: Reinforced binding and bold designs that can survive soap, steam, and meltdowns over surprise epilogues.
  • Bookish Bathroom Glow-Up: Because even your bathroom deserves a little literary thirst trap.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash gentle
  • Line dry
  • Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 24" × 17"

Sku: 30244939476849635376
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