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Mouse pad with a gray background and a thin orange stripe at the top and bottom of the mouse pad. Scattered across the pad are retro star shapes in a turquoise color. Turquoise text reads: “Keyboard by day” in the upper left quadrant and “Kindle by Night” in the lower right quadrant.
Hustle by Day, Smut by Night - Sassy Ultra-Thin Mouse Pad (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A bold pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps that features a lime green patch with the text: "I CAN COOK... ...IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal." The bottom of the apron has a coordinating green and black striped trim.
I Can Cook...But I'd Rather Be Reading – Sarcastic Apron for Book Nerds (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features a cotton kitchen towel with a colorful stack of romance books on the right, accompanied by a column of vertical text to the left that reads: 'In a World Where You Can Read Anything, Read Romance.' The towel is displayed on a clothesline.
I Could Read Anything… I Choose Smut – Bold Romance Kitchen Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This placemat features a fork and a knife as romantic utensils. The knife is portrayed as a rakish male with a French mustache and pompadour, wearing a blue suit and a red cape. Next to him in a bowl of pasta is the sexy fork with long black hair and her knee bent with pasta sauce dripping off. It is meant to be tongue in cheek with text proclaiming: "Fork Mer? Oh Darling, Let's Eat Dinner First." The primary background is a coral orange.
I Said Dinner. Not Commitment – Sassy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This kitchen towel features a retro image of a woman with bouffant hair and an orange bow, dressed in a teal blouse, orange skirt and black belt with a starfish pin on her shoulder. She has a sassy smirk on her face. She is paired with text that reads "I Serve Smut and Snacks. Anything For You?" in a playful font against a teal background. This design merges retro fashion with a humorous, bold statement, ideal for conveying a cheeky and inviting atmosphere. The towel is displayed hanging on a clothesline.
I Serve Smut and Snacks – Cheeky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image showcases a vintage-styled illustration of a glamorous couple. The man, dressed in a formal black suit, stands closely behind the woman, who is wearing a pink dress with floral embroidery. Both characters are portrayed with a classic 1960s aesthetic. The background is textured pink, and overlay text in purple cursive reads, "i'm just here for the steamy parts. And Some Dessert." The image blends romance with a touch of humor, appealing to fans of retro chic and playful banter.
I'm Here for the Smut and Sweets – Pink Retro Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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