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Vintage retro couple illustration with text: “All My Favorite Foods Are Like Me. Hot And Spicy.”
Hot and Spicy Like Me – Western Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “I Like My Meals Like My Men. Hot And Well-Seasoned.”
Hot and Well Seasoned – Spicy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Gray mouse pad with thin orange stripes at top and bottom, turquoise star shapes, and turquoise text: “Keyboard by day” in upper left and “Kindle by Night” in lower right.
Hustle by Day, Smut by Night - Sassy Ultra-Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps, green patch with text I can cook if I have to but I much prefer a spicy read over a hot meal, green and black striped trim at bottom.
I Can Cook...But I'd Rather Be Reading - Sarcastic Apron for Book Nerds | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in pasta bowl and text: “Fork Me? Oh Darling, Let’s Eat Dinner First.”
I Said Dinner. Not Commitment – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro woman in teal blouse, orange skirt, and bow. Text reads: “I Serve Smut and Snacks. Anything For You?”
I Serve Smut and Snacks – Cheeky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping)
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on pink background with text: “I’m just here for the steamy parts. And some dessert.”
I'm Here for Sweets – Pink Retro Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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