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This bath mat features two background colors: teal on the top half and gray on the bottom half. The top half includes playful black text that reads: “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” Centered in the lower half is a black graphic of a vintage-style bathtub with a shower head spraying water. Below the tub, curved black text reads: “Hot And Steamy.” The mat is soft, absorbent, and designed for romance readers with a cheeky sense of humor. This is the larger sized mat.
"Bathtime Standards" Bath Mat – Snarky Decor for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This bath mat features a retro-style image of a glamorous woman with styled dark hair, red lipstick, and a joyful smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a sea-green tiled bathroom wall with soap bubbles floating around. Playful black text reads “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom of the mat, centered over a seafoam green background strip, bold black text reads: “I Need A Man For My Tub.” The overall vibe is vintage pin-up with playful humor. This is the larger version.
"Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" Funny Bath Mat for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This bath mat features a retro-style image of a woman with short blond hair, wearing a turquoise headscarf and sunglasses, giving a dramatic stare. To the right of her, bold black text reads: “How Do I Relax? Long Bubble Baths With Book Boyfriends. And Wine.” The background is white, and the design blends humor with a glamorous vintage vibe. The mat is soft, absorbent, and ideal for romance readers with a flair for the dramatic.This is the larger size.
"Bubble Baths With Book Boyfriends" Cute Bath Mat for Romance Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Image of a 1950s era woman wearing a sleeveless green blouse and an orange skirt. Her hands are on her hips. She has a big orange bow in her hair. The background behind her is blue-green. On the other half of the image is a gray background with the words Control, Alt, and Delete stacked on top of each in different colored fonts.
"Control, Alt, Delete" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad (Free U.S. Shipping)
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ADA Product Description: This bath mat features a light pink background with a gray leopard print pattern. Centered near the top is the text “Romance Novels” in a black script font. Below that is an illustrated image of a groom dipping a bride into a dramatic kiss. At the bottom, bold black text reads: “Modern Fairy Tales For Grown-Ass Women.” The mat is soft and absorbent, combining playful design with a bold celebration of the romance genre. This is the larger version.
"Happily Ever After, Hold the Wholesome" Bath Mat for Spicy Romance Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This bath mat showcases a vintage pin-up style image of a woman kneeling beside a wooden chair, engrossed in a book. She is dressed in a pink corset, black lingerie, stockings, and glasses, styled with retro hair and makeup. To the right, bold black text reads: “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.” The background is solid white, featuring striking text and playful imagery. The mat is soft and absorbent. This is the larger size.
"Plot? I Read For The Smut." Funny Bath Mat for Romance Book Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This bath mat features a clean white background with soft pink text and a large pink heart illustration at its center. The top line reads: “The Heart Doesn’t Always Get,” and the bottom line finishes the sentence: “What The Heart Wants.” The heart is hand-drawn in a casual, playful style. The overall design is minimalist and emotionally expressive. The mat features a soft, absorbent surface ideal for bathroom use, especially for romance readers who appreciate a touch of heartbreak with their hygiene.
"Romance Readers: Handle With Emotional Care" Funny Bath Mat for Book Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A desk mat featuring soft watercolor-style peonies in shades of pink and blush. Green leaves frame the florals on a white background. The text reads, “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel?” followed by “Simple. Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.”
All Bloom, Zero Blush - Sassy Desk Mat For Romance Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Picture of a kitchen towel hanging on a clothesline with clothespins. The towel features an outline drawing of a mason jar. In the center of the jar are the words “extra, extra, extra” over a red heart with the word “hot” under the heart. The text on the towel says: “Luckily, not all spice comes in a jar. Think Romance Novels.”
All That Spice – Flirty Romance Kitchen Towel for Book Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A vintage-style woman with curled auburn hair, red lipstick, and a mint green top poses against a turquoise background. She’s paired with a split-screen design where the right side reads “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue, all capitalized and vertically stacked on a dark gray background.
Alt-ing My Reality Since 9AM – Sassy Desk Mat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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