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This cozy woven blanket features a playful quote about being easily distracted by book boyfriends and romance novels, surrounded by small heart icons at the top and bottom of the blanket on a muted green background with bold black text. The edges are trimmed in colorful cotton fringe. It is being displayed by a woman who is showing it outstretched behind her. She is standing on a lakefront dock in a lake setting. The only visible part of her are her legs.
The blanket is being displayed as a picnic blanket in a park setting with a tree stump, picnic basket, plate of muffins, and a tennis racquet and a soccer ball lying around.
The blanket is displayed lying on a chair in a coffee shop setting with an open book and a cup of coffee on a small round table.
The blanket is displayed neatly folded on a bed with a white bedspread and striped pillows and a large white dog laying on it.
This is an image showing the three size options using miniature beds and miniature versions of the banket on the corresponding sized bed. The size options are 37" x 52", 50" x 60" and 60" x 80".
This cozy woven blanket features a playful quote about being easily distracted by book boyfriends and romance novels, surrounded by small heart icons at the top and bottom of the blanket on a muted green background with bold black text. The edges are trimmed in colorful cotton fringe. It is being displayed by a woman who is showing it outstretched behind her. She is standing on a lakefront dock in a lake setting. The only visible part of her are her legs.
The blanket is being displayed as a picnic blanket in a park setting with a tree stump, picnic basket, plate of muffins, and a tennis racquet and a soccer ball lying around.
The blanket is displayed lying on a chair in a coffee shop setting with an open book and a cup of coffee on a small round table.
The blanket is displayed neatly folded on a bed with a white bedspread and striped pillows and a large white dog laying on it.
This is an image showing the three size options using miniature beds and miniature versions of the banket on the corresponding sized bed. The size options are 37" x 52", 50" x 60" and 60" x 80".

Easily Distracted By Book Boyfriends – Snarky Woven Blanket For Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Can’t focus? Blame the book boyfriends.

Let’s be honest: productivity is optional when there’s a romance novel involved.

Sure, you’ve got goals, you’ve got standards, but you’ve also got those book boyfriends.

So you devour spicy romance between work, workouts, and keeping the dog alive.

This blanket is for the multitasking goddess who lives responsibly but reads recklessly.

It’s not just a blanket. It’s your enabler.

Which is why “just gonna read one chapter” turns into a 2-hour binge read. 

Product features

  • 100% Durable Woven Cotton
  • Multi-Color Cotton Fringed Edges
  • Soft and Cozy Feel
  • Choose From 3 Sizes
  • Machine Wash Cold
  • Gentle Cycle, Mild Detergent
  • Tumble Dry: Low Heat
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach Only

Please note:  Colors will appear more muted in person than in the mock-up images due to the woven (not printed) design.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$74.99
$74.99
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Size: 60" × 50"

Sku: 15485250047558970899


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