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Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
The bag is being displayed by hanging it oon a hook. Straw hats are nearby for decor.
This is a sizing chart that displays all three sizes of the bags for easy reference. It includes measurements and bag features. The bags are displayed standing upright and lined up next to each other on the floor.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
The bag is being displayed by hanging it oon a hook. Straw hats are nearby for decor.
This is a sizing chart that displays all three sizes of the bags for easy reference. It includes measurements and bag features. The bags are displayed standing upright and lined up next to each other on the floor.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.

Smut Collector - Funny Romance Reader Tote Bag (Free U.S. Shipping)

This tote bag is for the woman who tells herself she’ll “just browse” but walks out with five enemies-to-lovers slow burns, three emotionally devastating sequels, and a backlist binge waiting in the wings.

Some people collect stamps. Some collect regrets. You? You collect fictional men, excessive tropes, and books you fully plan to read (eventually).

This tote understands. It’s your enabler. It’s your emotional support tote with attitude. You don’t have a problem. You have taste.

Product features:

  • 100% polyester body for durable everyday use
  • Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
  • Boxed corners for extra storage space
  • Laminate interior for easy cleaning and maintenance.
  • Available in 3 sizes to suit your needs
  • Two-sided print:
    • It's Not Hoarding.
    • If It's Romance Books.

Care instructions:

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Hand-clean; warm water & detergent.
  • Use terry washcloth; soft bristle brush.
  • Air dry. No dryer.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$23.99
$23.99
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Size: 13" × 13''

Color: White

Sku: 24574899031655169622


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