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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Fell for the flavor. Stayed for the chaos. More chapters of bad decisions.” One of four in series.
Placemat with a vintage-style illustrated couple posed against a distressed green wall with peeling paint and faded red lettering. The man wears a classic black suit and white shirt, styled mid-century, while the woman wears a strapless rust-orange dress with dark wavy hair and bold makeup. Light green text above reads, “fell for the flavor. stayed for the chaos.” Below, cursive lettering says, “More Chapters of Bad Decisions. Displayed in a table setting.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing. The front features a Vintage-style illustration of a couple posed close to a distressed green wall with peeling paint and faded red lettering. The woman wears a strapless rust-orange dress with dark wavy hair and bold makeup.
Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Fell for the flavor. Stayed for the chaos. More chapters of bad decisions.” One of four in series.
Placemat with a vintage-style illustrated couple posed against a distressed green wall with peeling paint and faded red lettering. The man wears a classic black suit and white shirt, styled mid-century, while the woman wears a strapless rust-orange dress with dark wavy hair and bold makeup. Light green text above reads, “fell for the flavor. stayed for the chaos.” Below, cursive lettering says, “More Chapters of Bad Decisions. Displayed in a table setting.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing. The front features a Vintage-style illustration of a couple posed close to a distressed green wall with peeling paint and faded red lettering. The woman wears a strapless rust-orange dress with dark wavy hair and bold makeup.

From First Taste to Last Drama – Romance Reader Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Flavor got you through the door. Chaos made you stay.

This placemat is your official permission slip to fall headfirst into delicious disasters — and somehow always come out with a better story to tell.

Perfect for women who believe a little drama keeps life spicy, and that "one more chapter" often turns into three more questionable choices.

Shop now and add another reckless chapter to your life story.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Bad Decisions" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 17466543751133572574

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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