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A rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners featuring a dark gray background, a cutout photo of a woman in a white towel wrap holding a phone and a champagne bottle, and the text 'Romance Crisis Hotline? Yes, hi, I’d like to report a shortage of book boyfriends.' in pink lettering with a gold outline.
A rectangular black mousepad with rounded corners, featuring a retro-style graphic of a woman in a white robe and turban wrapping a phone, with the text 'Romance Crisiis Hotline. I'd like to report a shortage of book boyfriends.
A rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners sits on a white surface next to a cropped silver laptop. The mat has a black background with a printed graphic of a woman wrapped in a white towel and holding a phone, plus the text 'Romance Crisis Line?' and a white computer mouse placed on top.
Close-up of a black rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners, showing a light pink border and a white textured inner layer on a plain white background.
A rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners featuring a dark gray background, a cutout photo of a woman in a white towel wrap holding a phone and a champagne bottle, and the text 'Romance Crisis Hotline? Yes, hi, I’d like to report a shortage of book boyfriends.' in pink lettering with a gold outline.
A rectangular black mousepad with rounded corners, featuring a retro-style graphic of a woman in a white robe and turban wrapping a phone, with the text 'Romance Crisiis Hotline. I'd like to report a shortage of book boyfriends.
A rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners sits on a white surface next to a cropped silver laptop. The mat has a black background with a printed graphic of a woman wrapped in a white towel and holding a phone, plus the text 'Romance Crisis Line?' and a white computer mouse placed on top.
Close-up of a black rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners, showing a light pink border and a white textured inner layer on a plain white background.

Romance Crisis Hotline Mouse Pad – Book Boyfriend Shortage | Free U.S. Shipping

Some emergencies simply cannot wait.

When the TBR is failing to deliver, the morally gray men have gone suspiciously quiet, and there isn’t a decent billionaire, cowboy or emotionally unavailable duke in sight, it may be time to call for help.

Retro, ridiculous and unfortunately relatable. The perfect desk companion for romance readers experiencing dangerously low levels of fictional men.

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Size: 9" × 8"

Shape: Rectangle

Sku: 27067231925930103559

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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