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A tote bag with black handles featuring a printed graphic of a woman in a beige dress, red heart-shaped sunglasses, and a black hat, holding two cocktails. The text above reads 'I BLAME ROMANCE NOVELS FOR THIS.
A person in a white dress holds a tote bag in a grocery store produce section. The tote bag has a light blue floral background with a printed image of a woman in a beaded dress holding a cocktail in each hand, with text above that says "I BLAME ROMANCE NOVELS FOR THIS.
A tote bag with black handles and a printed graphic featuring a woman in red heart-shaped sunglasses holding a cocktail in each hand, with the text 'I BLAME ROMANCE NOVELS FOR THIS.' on a light background.
A tote bag with black handles featuring a printed graphic of a woman in a beige dress, red heart-shaped sunglasses, and a black hat, holding two cocktails. The text above reads 'I BLAME ROMANCE NOVELS FOR THIS.
A person in a white dress holds a tote bag in a grocery store produce section. The tote bag has a light blue floral background with a printed image of a woman in a beaded dress holding a cocktail in each hand, with text above that says "I BLAME ROMANCE NOVELS FOR THIS.
A tote bag with black handles and a printed graphic featuring a woman in red heart-shaped sunglasses holding a cocktail in each hand, with the text 'I BLAME ROMANCE NOVELS FOR THIS.' on a light background.

I Blame Romance Novels for This Tote Bag | Funny Romance Reader Gift | Free U.S. Shipping

We have identified the source of the problem.

Too many romance novels.

They raised the standards. Encouraged questionable taste in fictional men. Created unreasonable expectations about banter. And apparently convinced us that two cocktails at once is perfectly sensible behavior.

The I Blame Romance Novels for This Tote Bag is for the romance reader who has stopped pretending her reading habits haven't affected her personality. Romance novels made you this way. We see no reason to fix it.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
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Size: 16" × 16''

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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