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Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.”
Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.” displayed as a picnic blanket in a park setting.
Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders" displayed lying on a chair.
Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.” displayed neatly folded on a bed.
Sizing guide showing three blanket sizes with miniature beds and mini blankets.
Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.”
Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.” displayed as a picnic blanket in a park setting.
Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders" displayed lying on a chair.
Woven blanket with soft blue background, RX symbol, heart-line graphic, and text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care. So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.” displayed neatly folded on a bed.
Sizing guide showing three blanket sizes with miniature beds and mini blankets.

Prescription Strength Romance – Cozy Woven Blanket for Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Self-care looks different for everyone. This blanket is for the woman who wants more than yoga and meditation - but instead looks to spicy chapters and steamy plot twists to “treat” themselves.

Consider it your official “note from the doctor” to keep turning pages and ignoring the haters.

A cozy permission slip to treat smut like the self-care it truly is.

Whether it’s a tough day or just a Tuesday, let your romance reads and this sassy throw do all the healing.

You're not obsessed - you're just... following medical advice. 

Please note:  Colors will appear more muted in person than in the mock-up images due to the woven (not printed) design.

Features Galore!

Why You’ll Fall Head Over Heels:

  • Book-Lover Chic: 100% cotton yarn, woven with care and clearly meant to impress your book boyfriend.
  • Fringe Benefits: Flirty and fun.
  • Three Sizes of YES: Lap snuggles? Solo nesting? Blanket fort with a fictional crush? Covered.
  • Low-Maintenance Romance: Machine washable and tumble-dry friendly. Your life’s spicy, not high-maintenance.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Gentle cycle with mild detergent
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Non-chlorine bleach only
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 52'' × 37''

Sku: 13534458924986260888
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