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For romance readers and their book boyfriends.

Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “More Wine. Less Clothing. What Could Go Wrong?”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “More Wine. Less Clothing. What Could Go Wrong?”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

More Wine, Less Clothing – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

This cheeky placemat—designed for romance readers who like their men fictional, shirtless, and ready for some fun—will bring the right mix of sass and spice—and just the right kind of trouble—to your table.

Everyone knows the recipe for a perfect plot twist or a perfect nightis thesame: "More wine. Less clothing. What could go wrong?"

Cheers to meals with a little extra flavor!

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 70148122623691798082

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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