Serve up some serious heat with our cheeky placemat that knows exactly what you crave: abs as sculpted as a good plot twist. 

We designed this mat to spice up your table—and your imagination – because, let's face it, you deserve a little eye candy while you eat.

Bring the perfect seasoning with this mat. Life's too short for bland meals or boring men - plus, good taste never goes out of style.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.