For romance readers and their book boyfriends.

Name: Laundry and Smut Cycles – Sassy Laundry Bag for Romance Bookworms | Free U.S. Shipping
Brand: Printify
SKU: 24489015425201508474
Price: 34.99 USD
Availability: InStock

White laundry bag with repeating blue daisies and cheeky text: “Can’t decide which is dirtier: my laundry or the romance books I read?” Feminine, flirty design with drawstring and strap.

Small version of same floral-pattern laundry bag displayed in front of cart for sizing.

Large version of same floral-pattern laundry bag displayed in front of cart for sizing.

Laundry and Smut Cycles – Sassy Laundry Bag for Romance Bookworms | Free U.S. Shipping

This deceptively sweet floral laundry bag flaunts your pretend dilemma: "Can't decide which is dirtier: my laundry or the romance books I read?"

Let's be honest—your laundry isn't the only thing getting a little dirty around here.

Spoiler: It's the books. Always the books.

Our bag is cute, functional, and passive-aggressively announces that yes, your Kindle is filthy—and you like it that way.

If anyone judges, just smile sweetly.

Features Galore!

Details That’ll Make You Swoon:

Two Sizes: 18" × 29" or 28" × 36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
Woven Shoulder Strap: Haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.

Care Instructions

Machine washable
Air dry or tumble dry on low heat

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.

Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.

For romance readers and their book boyfriends.

Laundry and Smut Cycles – Sassy Laundry Bag for Romance Bookworms | Free U.S. Shipping

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