This kitchen towel serves up exactly the kind of domestic fantasy your romance-reading heart dreams about: a guy who not only cleans but looks damn good doing it.

We know exactly what gets your heart racing—and spoiler: it's not a three-course meal, it's a man who cleans without being asked.

Kudos to the book boyfriends who know how to deal with hard-to-reach spots.

Featuring a retro-styled hottie with jeans, muscles, and a smirk that says he knows exactly which buttons to push (on the vacuum, obviously), this towel celebrates the true aphrodisiac: household chores you didn't have to do yourself.

Bonus—when he vacuums, the only thing getting dirty is your imagination.