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A canvas tote bag with a distressed teal and green abstract print, featuring white text that reads 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE. OBSCENE WEALTH. In smaller print, Rich Is Nice. Billionaire is a genre.
A woman on a sandy beach holds a teal tote bag with white text that reads, 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE OBSCENE WEALTH Rich is nice. Billionaire is a genre.
A canvas tote bag with a distressed teal and green abstract print, featuring white text that reads 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE. OBSCENE WEALTH. In smaller print, Rich Is Nice. Billionaire is a genre.
A canvas tote bag with a distressed teal and green abstract print, featuring white text that reads 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE. OBSCENE WEALTH. In smaller print, Rich Is Nice. Billionaire is a genre.
A woman on a sandy beach holds a teal tote bag with white text that reads, 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE OBSCENE WEALTH Rich is nice. Billionaire is a genre.
A canvas tote bag with a distressed teal and green abstract print, featuring white text that reads 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE. OBSCENE WEALTH. In smaller print, Rich Is Nice. Billionaire is a genre.

Book Boyfriend Non-Negotiable: Obscene Wealth Tote Bag | Billionaire Romance Reader Gift | Free U.S. Shipping

Some standards are simply not up for discussion.

Kind? Lovely.
Handsome? Certainly helps.
Emotionally available? We can negotiate.

Obscenely wealthy? Non-negotiable.

This tote is for the romance reader who knows there’s rich—and then there’s billionaire romance rich. Private jets. Penthouse apartments. Companies apparently run entirely between chapters. The usual.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 16" × 16''

Sku: 27082013924114584211

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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