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Canvas lunch bag with natural background, stick-figure man illustration, and text: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Upright canvas lunch bag with stick-figure man illustration and text: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Canvas lunch bag held by a hand, showing stick-figure man design and text: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Canvas lunch bag open to convey interior capacity, with stick-figure man design and printed text visible on front: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Close-up of the bag closure involving a rollover of the top edge secured by Velcro.
Canvas lunch bag with natural background, stick-figure man illustration, and text: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Upright canvas lunch bag with stick-figure man illustration and text: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Canvas lunch bag held by a hand, showing stick-figure man design and text: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Canvas lunch bag open to convey interior capacity, with stick-figure man design and printed text visible on front: “MY PERFECT MAN. Tall, Dark & Fictional.”
Close-up of the bag closure involving a rollover of the top edge secured by Velcro.

Hooked on Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Canvas Lunch Bag | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this cotton canvas lunch bag for anyone who's dumped Tinder for tropes.

Your perfect man?

He lives between the pages, always knows the right thing to say, and never eats your fries.

You've got a type. He may not be real, but neither is your patience for mediocre men.

Pack your snacks, protect your smut, and proudly parade your preference for imaginary men with emotional range.

Features Galore!

Features Worth Swooning Over:

  • Snack & Lunch Ready: Sized at 8" x 12.5" x 5.5", it is perfect for everything from gourmet sandwiches to sneaky chocolate stashes.
  • Sturdy Canvas Material: Built tough to hold your lunch and your unapologetic love for romance.
  • Velcro Closure & Carry Strap: Easy, secure, and perfect for carrying to work, book club, or anywhere your next love story takes you.
  • Fun Gift Idea: Perfect swoon-worthy gift for your favorite romance-loving friend who loves a laugh and a snack.
  • Stylish & Practical: A must-have for any romance reader who loves their accessories just as sassy as their favorite book tropes!
Care Instructions
  • Machine Wash Cold
  • Air Dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 98857706172582808320

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