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A teal-colored apron with black straps features a vintage-style illustration of a glamorous 1950s woman with red hair styled in curls. She is wearing a mint green blouse with a sheriff’s star brooch, an orange skirt, and a matching bow in her hair. The text beside her reads: "I Serve Smut and Snacks."
A woman wearing a teal-colored apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a vintage-style illustration of a glamorous 1950s woman with red hair styled in curls. She wears a mint green blouse with a sheriff’s star brooch, an orange skirt, and a matching bow in her hair. The text beside her reads: "I Serve Smut and Snacks." The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This image is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, highlighting the detachable straps at the neck.
A teal-colored apron with black straps features a vintage-style illustration of a glamorous 1950s woman with red hair styled in curls. She is wearing a mint green blouse with a sheriff’s star brooch, an orange skirt, and a matching bow in her hair. The text beside her reads: "I Serve Smut and Snacks."
A woman wearing a teal-colored apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a vintage-style illustration of a glamorous 1950s woman with red hair styled in curls. She wears a mint green blouse with a sheriff’s star brooch, an orange skirt, and a matching bow in her hair. The text beside her reads: "I Serve Smut and Snacks." The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This image is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, highlighting the detachable straps at the neck.

Smutty Snacks & Steamy Stories– Flirty Apron for Romance Book Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Our Smutty Snacks apron delivers a simple message: snacks for the stomach, smut for the soul. A good story and a good snack are all you need to spice things up!

Wear it proudly and let everyone know that in your kitchen, things get deliciously naughty!

Apron Details:

  • 100% Polyester Twill
  • One-sided print
  • Black detachable twill straps
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Air Dry; Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 29430635301025854037


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