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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Appetite. Dangerous. Taste. Questionable. More chapters of bad decisions.” One of four in series.
Nighttime Cravings & Questionable Decisions – Funny Cotton Accent Mat for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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White bath mat with a vintage pin-up style woman kneeling beside a chair, reading a book. She wears a pink corset and black lingerie. Bold black text on the right reads “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.”
Plot? I Read For The Smut - Funny Bath Mat for Romance Book Fans | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink bath mat with gray leopard print. Black script text reads “Romance Novels.” Illustration of a groom dipping a bride in a kiss. Bold black text at the bottom reads “Modern Fairy Tales For Grown-Ass Women.”
"Happily Ever After, Hold the Wholesome" Bath Mat for Spicy Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro plumber in over-alls, standing at a kitchen sink, smirking. Text reads: “He Came To Fix My Faucet. Then He Offered to Do The Dishes. Be Still My Heart.”
The Faucet Isn’t the Only Thing Dripping – Saucy Cotton Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
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White bath mat with a retro-style image of a blonde woman wearing a turquoise headscarf and sunglasses, giving a dramatic stare. To the right, bold black text reads “How Do I Relax? Long Bubble Baths With Book Boyfriends. And Wine.”
"Bubble Baths With Book Boyfriends" Cute Bath Mat for Romance Lovers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Bath mat with a retro-style image of a woman with dark styled hair, red lipstick, and a bright smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a green tiled wall with floating bubbles and black text reading “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom, bold text on a seafoam strip reads “I Need A Man For My Tub.”
Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" Funny Bath Mat for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shippi
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Light green desk mat with light blue-green polka dots and bold aqua green text reading “Work First" with Smut Later” in black text.
Priorities, Babe. Smut First – Snarky Desk Mat | Free U.S. Shipping
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White laundry bag with repeating blue daisies and cheeky text: “Can’t decide which is dirtier: my laundry or the romance books I read?” Feminine, flirty design with drawstring and strap.
Laundry and Smut Cycles – Sassy Laundry Bag for Romance Bookworms | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “I Like My Meals Like My Men. Hot And Well-Seasoned.”
Hot and Well Seasoned – Spicy Cotton Accent Mat for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Square pillow with black background, teal starbursts, and text: “Romance Novels. Modern fairy tales for grown ass women.”
Fairy Tales. Grown Ass Edition – Retro Black Square Pillow | Free U.S. Shipping
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