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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on pink background with text: “I prefer my steaks rare… and my book boyfriends filthy.”
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on pink background with text: “Seduction of a romance reader. Fine wine and whispers of wicked things.”
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Placemat with blue pastel background featuring three shirtless men in jeans, text: “Dress Code. Optional.”
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Towel with retro woman in teal blouse, orange skirt, and bow. Text reads: “I Serve Smut and Snacks. Anything For You?”
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Placemat with retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Fork it. Let’s go. More chapters of bad decisions.”
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Appetite. Dangerous. Taste. Questionable. More chapters of bad decisions.”
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White bath mat with a vintage pin-up style woman kneeling beside a chair, reading a book. She wears a pink corset and black lingerie. Bold black text on the right reads “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.”
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Pink bath mat with gray leopard print. Black script text reads “Romance Novels.” Illustration of a groom dipping a bride in a kiss. Bold black text at the bottom reads “Modern Fairy Tales For Grown-Ass Women.”
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Towel with retro plumber in over-alls, standing at a kitchen sink, smirking. Text reads: “He Came To Fix My Faucet. Then He Offered to Do The Dishes. Be Still My Heart.”
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