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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in spaghetti plate and text: “Drenched In Sauce And Dripping With Desire. My Kinda Night.”
Drenched and Dripping – Spicy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Gray mouse pad with overlapping light green outlined boxes and the words “Work First” in plain font above “Smut Later” in brushed script, matching the box color.
Priorities Darling - Gray Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink mouse pad with scattered white daisies. Yellow rectangle with turquoise text reads “Less Work.” Overlapping purple rectangle with yellow text reads “More Smut.”
Less Hustle, More Heat - Sassy Ultra-Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Aqua and cream circle-grid background mouse pad with olive text: “Romance Novels.” Below, dark aqua text reads: “Modern Fairy Tales For Grown Ass Women.” Design has a faded futuristic style.
Modern Love Stories – Future Forward Ultra-Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink leopard print mouse pad with illustration of groom dipping bride. Bold black text reads: “Romance Novels: Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women.”
Fairy Tales for Women Who Know – Pink Leopard Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in pasta bowl and text: “Fork Me? Oh Darling, Let’s Eat Dinner First.”
I Said Dinner. Not Commitment – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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The image features three shirtless, muscular men with engaging smiles, set against a backdrop of soft bokeh lights in pastel hues. From left to right, the first man wears light khaki pants, the second sports dark jeans, and the third is clad in grey sweatpants. Above them, in bold purple text, reads "I came for the food but stayed for the company." The image combines attractive visuals with a playful caption, appealing to those who appreciate a touch of humor and charm.
Stayed For the Company – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “More Wine. Less Clothing. What Could Go Wrong?”
More Wine, Less Clothing – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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The cutting board is displayed upright in the hands of a cook to convey its size.
Fork Yeah, It’s Spicy Romance Night - Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “Every Good Meal Deserves A Bit Of Sizzle.”
Some Like It Sizzling Hot – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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