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Salad Seduction – Funny Romance-Inspired Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this kitchen towel for those who savor their greens as much as their guilty pleasures.

Spice up your kitchen decor with a playful invitation to mix more than just salad dressing.

Perhaps a romp around the romaine or some greens garnished with innuendos?

Lettuce be honest; who doesn't want a bit of playful flirtation with their fiber?

It's kind of like foreplay for foodies.

Features Galore!

Kitchen Towel Highlights:

  • Extra-Large Size: 18" × 30", because dainty doesn’t cut it in the kitchen.
  • Super Absorbent: Built to handle splashes, spills, and snack shrapnel.
  • Sassy Designs: Bold prints that channel your inner heroine.
  • Durable & Lightweight: 100% cotton twill with hemmed edges that can handle the heat.
  • Easy Care: Machine washable for when life (or your latest read) gets a little too messy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash & dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$24.99
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Sku: 54550150253501760267

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.