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Laundry bag on pink striped background with teal text “All the good ones are taken,” arc above reading “Men are like parking spaces!” and parking symbol. Playful, retro humor with drawstring and canvas strap.
Large version of pink striped laundry bag placed in front of a cart for size context. Bold teal text and cheeky “Men are like parking spaces!” quote with parking symbol.
Pink striped laundry bag with teal text and parking space joke. Includes drawstring closure and canvas strap.
Smaller version of laundry bag with same cheeky design, positioned in front of a cart for size context.
Laundry bag on pink striped background with teal text “All the good ones are taken,” arc above reading “Men are like parking spaces!” and parking symbol. Playful, retro humor with drawstring and canvas strap.
Large version of pink striped laundry bag placed in front of a cart for size context. Bold teal text and cheeky “Men are like parking spaces!” quote with parking symbol.
Pink striped laundry bag with teal text and parking space joke. Includes drawstring closure and canvas strap.
Smaller version of laundry bag with same cheeky design, positioned in front of a cart for size context.

Looking for Love and Better Parking – Snarky Romance Laundry Bag | Free U.S. Shipping

Introducing our "Men Are Like Parking Spaces" laundry bag for the woman who knows the struggle to find good men - and good parking spaces - is real!

Which is why we love Book Boyfriends so much - they never disappoint. 

They won't ghost you, gaslight you, or leave their nasty socks for you to pick up. 

Parking? Overrated. 

Laundry? Still sucks—but at least now it's stylish.

Features Galore!

Details That’ll Make You Swoon:

  • Two Sizes: 18" × 29" or 28" × 36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
  • 100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
  • Woven Shoulder Strap: Haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
  • Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
  • Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
  • Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.
Care Instructions
  • Machine washable
  • Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 28" × 36"

Sku: 12271614340227529177

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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