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Complete Retro and Vintage Collections

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Vintage retro couple illustration with text: “All My Favorite Foods Are Like Me. Hot And Spicy.”
Hot and Spicy Like Me – Retro Romance Accent Mat for Book Lovers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Gray mouse pad with thin orange stripes at top and bottom, turquoise star shapes, and turquoise text: “Keyboard by day” in upper left and “Kindle by Night” in lower right.
Hustle by Day, Smut by Night - Sassy Ultra-Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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A rectangular mouse pad with an ultra-thin rubber base featuring a vintage style illustration of a man flexing in a text bubble that reads 'HubbaHubba Romance'. The background has a striped pattern and there is a depiction of a woman daydreaming with a thought bubble connecting to the illustration of the man. Text reads "Daydreams and Deadlines."
Daydreams, Deadlines & Delirious Plotlines - Retro Ultra Thin Mouse | Free U.S. Shipping
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Mouse pad featuring a 1950s-style woman with auburn hair in an orange bow, wearing a green blouse and orange skirt, beside a gray panel with stacked text: “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue on a turquoise background.
"Control, Alt, Delete" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink mouse pad with scattered white daisies. Yellow rectangle with turquoise text reads “Less Work.” Overlapping purple rectangle with yellow text reads “More Smut.”
Less Hustle, More Heat - Sassy Ultra-Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Blue wood-look background mouse pad with header “My Book Boyfriend” followed by a list: Tall, Really Really Rich, Movie Star Handsome, World Class Body, Super Skilled at Romance, Loves Cats.
Any Brothers? Asking For A Friend - Cheeky Ultra -Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Gray mouse pad with overlapping light green outlined boxes and the words “Work First” in plain font above “Smut Later” in brushed script, matching the box color.
Priorities Darling - Gray Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Teal apron with black straps, vintage-style illustration of 1950s woman with reddish hair styled in curls, mint green blouse, and orange skirt, text I serve smut and snacks.
Smutty Snacks & Steamy Stories – Flirty Apron for Romance Book Lovers | Free U.S. Shipping
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White apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps, vintage-style illustration of woman in mint green dress with pearls and gloves, text reads “I like my recipes simple and my book boyfriends complicated” inside purple speech bubble.
Domestic Bliss, Fictional Chaos - Snarky Retro Apron for the Romance Obsessed | Free U.S. Shipping
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White apron with black straps, image of shirtless man in denim overalls wearing yellow rubber gloves, text Let me introduce my new dishwasher, with thin black and gold stripes at top and bottom.
Meet My New Dishwasher - Sassy Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping
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