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Pink leopard print mouse pad with illustration of groom dipping bride. Bold black text reads: “Romance Novels: Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women.”
Fairy Tales for Women Who Know – Pink Leopard Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Old School Vibes - Retro Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Oversized towel with beach scene, lifeguard tower, and swirling tornado of books in the sky. Text reads: “Look Up. A Romance Book-Nado Is Headed Our Way.”
Book-nado Beware – Funny Cotton Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro plumber in over-alls, standing at a kitchen sink, smirking. Text reads: “He Came To Fix My Faucet. Then He Offered to Do The Dishes. Be Still My Heart.”
The Faucet Isn’t the Only Thing Dripping – Saucy Cotton Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
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White towel with retro muscular man in denim overalls, shirtless. Text reads: “You Can Tell Me. Does My Outfit Make My Chest Look Huge?”
You Can Tell Me the Truth – Snarky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
$24.99
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Pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps, green patch with text I can cook if I have to but I much prefer a spicy read over a hot meal, green and black striped trim at bottom.
I Can Cook...But I'd Rather Be Reading - Sarcastic Apron for Book Nerds | Free U.S. Shipping
$37.99
$37.99

Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro woman in teal blouse, orange skirt, and bow. Text reads: “I Serve Smut and Snacks. Anything For You?”
I Serve Smut and Snacks – Cheeky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping)
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Towel with retro 1950s couple. Woman in pink embroidered dress, man in dark suit. Text reads: “Could I Interest You In A Salad With A Side Of Seduction?”
Salad Seduction – Funny Romance-Inspired Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
$24.99
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White towel with design featuring pizza slice with heart-shaped pepperoni. Text reads: “A Pizza My Heart” with playful romance story.
Pizza My Heart – Cute Romance Kitchen Towel for Book Lovers | Free U.S. Shipping
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