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Cooking Optional. Romance Books Mandatory – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping

This unapologetically pink, wildly sassy, glass cutting board is made for readers who'd rather be elbows-deep in steamy pages than in dishes.

Sure, you can cook—but why, when your fictional harem is hot, ready, and doesn't require preheating?

A five-star meal can't hold a candle to a five-alarm smut scene.

Go ahead, order takeout. 

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Slice Through Meal Prep:

  • Spice-Ready Surface: Great for garlic, onions, or cutting ties with fictional men who don’t grovel enough.
  • Tempered Glass & Sass: Tough, sanitary, and built to outlast even your longest slow-burn.
  • Anti-Slip Rubber Feet: Because slipping mid-smut reenactment? Tragic.
  • Scratch-Resistant Print: The only thing more vibrant is your group chat after a good book twist.
  • Multitasking Icon: Doubles as a charcuterie board or just stunning kitchen eye candy. You’re welcome.
Care Instructions
  • Hand wash only
  • Wipe with a damp cloth
  • Do Not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$44.99
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Sku: 71208168688631183387

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.