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Medium Rare. Maximum Spice – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping
We designed this cheeky glass cutting board for the romance reader who likes her steaks bloody and her book boyfriends dirtier than her browser history.
Who says you can't combine carnivorous cravings with a little literary lust?
Whether you're searing a steak or flipping to the next filthy chapter, this cutting board brings the heat while boldly declaring your kitchen priorities: rare meat, raunchy reads, and zero shame.
Cooking just got a whole lot steamier.
Features Galore!
Features That’ll Slice Through Meal Prep:
Spice-Ready Surface: Great for garlic, onions, or cutting ties with fictional men who don’t grovel enough.
Tempered Glass & Sass: Tough, sanitary, and built to outlast even your longest slow-burn.
Anti-Slip Rubber Feet: Because slipping mid-smut reenactment? Tragic.
Scratch-Resistant Print: The only thing more vibrant is your group chat after a good book twist.
Multitasking Icon: Doubles as a charcuterie board or just stunning kitchen eye candy. You’re welcome.
Care Instructions
Hand wash only
Wipe with a damp cloth
Do Not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
Regular Price
$44.99
Sale Price
$44.99
Regular Price
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Sku:16843310460496636394
Gift-ready favorite:
A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for
birthdays, Galentine’s Day,
Valentine’s Day, and the holidays
(yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold
and their home goods a little bit naughty.
U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises),
and we ship within the USA only.