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Grown-Up Fairy Tales - Apron for Modern Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping
Fairy tales are for kids. Or are they…?
Sassy women know that romance novels are the modern-day fairy tale—but with better plots and way hotter princes.
Our pink and grey-striped apron features a swoon-worthy illustration of a couple in a steamy wedding embrace (hello, book boyfriend goals), highlighted by the bold declaration: "Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women."
Because let's be real—real-life dating can be a mess, but romance novels always deliver. No magic pumpkin required.
Features Galore!
Let’s Dish the Details:
Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold
Do Not Bleach
Do Not Tumble Dry
Air Dry; Iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
Regular Price
$37.99
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$37.99
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Sku:49462440636490900598
Gift-ready favorite:
A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for
birthdays, Galentine’s Day,
Valentine’s Day, and the holidays
(yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold
and their home goods a little bit naughty.
U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises),
and we ship within the USA only.