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Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping

Our "Dinner? What Dinner?" Apron—designed for the serious romance reader who intends to cook but always ends up glued to her latest steamy read instead.

Everyone knows that a smutty romance beats a casserole any day, and, honestly, who has time to sauté when the hero is about to sweep someone off her feet?

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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