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The Pirate – Romance Book Boyfriend Pillow | Free U.S. Shipping

He has questionable morals, excellent cheekbones, and absolutely no intention of reporting his income.

Meet The Captain, a pirate romance book boyfriend pillow for readers who hear “wanted in several ports” and think well-traveled. The red bandana. The open shirt. The expression of a man who considers laws more of a first draft. You were never going to choose the accountant.

Give this handsome scoundrel a place on your reading chair, couch, or bed. He won’t interrupt your chapters, question your book purchases, or explain how you loaded the dishwasher incorrectly. A remarkably accomplished man, considering he’s a pillow.

A cheeky gift for pirate romance readers, historical romance fans, and anyone whose fictional standards include dangerous, devoted, and conveniently unable to leave the house.

Features Galore!

• 100% soft polyester
• 3 sizes available: S 10″ × 10″ (25.4 × 25.4 cm), M 16″ × 16″ (40.6 × 40.6 cm), L 22″ × 22″ (55.8 × 55.8 cm)
• Thickness: 3″–5″ (7.6–12.7 cm)
• Print on one side, white on the other
• Sealed design without a zipper
• Blank product sourced from the USA


Care Instructions

• Spot clean with warm water
• Gently blot — no aggressive scrubbing
• Air dry or allow to dry naturally
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron (he’s already hot enough).

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 10″×10″

Sku: 7911286_19122

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.