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A mint green and white grid background with bold green text that reads “romance reader at work:”. Below are three colored blocks labeled “MEETINGS.” (yellow/pink), “DEADLINES.” (purple/yellow), and “SMUTBREAKS.” (blue/yellow). This is the small size.
The desk mat is displayed in front of a standing full-size computer screen for use with a separate keyboard.
The desk mat is displayed with a laptop nearby and a mouse on it, with assorted office items lying on the desk as well.
This is the corner of the back of the desk mat, showing the 100% neoprene construction.
A mint green and white grid background with bold green text that reads “romance reader at work:”. Below are three colored blocks labeled “MEETINGS.” (yellow/pink), “DEADLINES.” (purple/yellow), and “SMUTBREAKS.” (blue/yellow). This is the medium size.
A mint green and white grid background with bold green text that reads “romance reader at work:”. Below are three colored blocks labeled “MEETINGS.” (yellow/pink), “DEADLINES.” (purple/yellow), and “SMUTBREAKS.” (blue/yellow). This is the large size.
A mint green and white grid background with bold green text that reads “romance reader at work:”. Below are three colored blocks labeled “MEETINGS.” (yellow/pink), “DEADLINES.” (purple/yellow), and “SMUTBREAKS.” (blue/yellow). This is the small size.
The desk mat is displayed in front of a standing full-size computer screen for use with a separate keyboard.
The desk mat is displayed with a laptop nearby and a mouse on it, with assorted office items lying on the desk as well.
This is the corner of the back of the desk mat, showing the 100% neoprene construction.
A mint green and white grid background with bold green text that reads “romance reader at work:”. Below are three colored blocks labeled “MEETINGS.” (yellow/pink), “DEADLINES.” (purple/yellow), and “SMUTBREAKS.” (blue/yellow). This is the medium size.
A mint green and white grid background with bold green text that reads “romance reader at work:”. Below are three colored blocks labeled “MEETINGS.” (yellow/pink), “DEADLINES.” (purple/yellow), and “SMUTBREAKS.” (blue/yellow). This is the large size.

KPIs, PDFs, and HEAs - Cheeky Desk Mat For Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Designed for romance readers who toggle between real deadlines and fictional drama, our desk mat is large enough to hold your keyboard and your coffee, and your shame-free obsession with steamy scenes.

It lets the whole office (or just your cat) know that you're not here for the office gossip between meetings and deadlines. Your breaks are for plot twists, panty-melting heroes, and maybe a smut break or two between meetings.

Because who says productivity can’t include a little passion? With its bright pops of color and tongue-in-cheek honesty, it’s the perfect combo of office-friendly and NSFW-adjacent (wink).

Go ahead, own your desk and your desires. It’s cute. It’s cheeky. It’s your entire work ethic summarized in three pastel-colored truths.

Add to cart and claim your smut space now.

Product features

  • Non-slip bottom
  • Durable hemmed edges
  • Made from 100% Neoprene
  • Available in three sizes
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots off
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean spots
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
$39.99
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Size: 16" × 32"

Sku: 26521837031944347566


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