KPIs, PDFs, and HEAs - Cheeky Desk Mat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Designed for romance readers who toggle between real deadlines and fictional drama, our desk mat is large enough to hold your keyboard and your shame-free obsession with steamy scenes.

It lets the whole office (or just your cat) know that you're not here for the office gossip between meetings and deadlines. Your breaks are for plot twists, panty-melting heroes, and maybe a smut break or two between meetings.

Because who says productivity can’t include a little passion? With its bright pops of color and tongue-in-cheek honesty, it’s the perfect combo of office-friendly and NSFW-adjacent (wink).

Go ahead, own your desk and your desires. It’s cute. It’s cheeky. It’s your entire work ethic summarized in three pastel-colored truths.

Add to cart and claim your smut space now.