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Half Alibi. Half Overnight Bag. All Sass| Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this weekender tote bag to be your new favorite carry-on for chaos. It’s a not-so-subtle nod to bad decisions, fabulous taste, and impressive ability to fit an entire personality into one oversized tote. It's big enough to stash your steamy paperbacks and at least one secret.

Perfect for spicy weekend getaways, emergency book binges, or looking like you’ve got secrets (because you do), this bag tells the world exactly who you are: unpredictable, unapologetic, and probably packing lingerie.

It isn’t just luggage—it’s luggage with a backstory.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 25272697344373720135
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